Worst Pickup Lines Ever

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	Date/Time	Made By	Edit Note	Type	Scope
	Jan 14 2012, 7:02 PM EST	Siduram		edit	19 words added 24 words deleted
Change: "You know what"So, the differencedo betweenyou a****, fartsuck, and me? Whentake youit fartin youthe cutass? theOr cheese,am I like towasting breakmy thetime ice,with Hi,a I'mJesus 'blank'."Freak" Submitted by: Thadon2008 My View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1409)
	Jun 1 2011, 3:35 PM EDT	DumbArkansan		edit	25 words added 6 words deleted
Change: know what the difference between a fart and me? When you fart you cut the cheese, I like myto break the ice, sister.Hi, WannaI'm ****?'blank'." Submitted by: Thadon2008 My shameless pickup line: "Hey do you have any irish in you?" [blank stare]"You View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1416)
	Apr 25 2011, 11:46 AM EDT	guffaw		edit	7 words added 59 words deleted
Change: above to drop your biggest stinkers here then let them slowly wither away -- trust us, you'll feel so much lighter.(Don't see the EasyEdit button? You need to sign in or sign up.) Submitted by: Thadon2008 My shameless pickup line: "Hey do you View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1395)
	Apr 24 2011, 9:18 PM EDT	Ceriberri	(I laughed at it. it wasnt to me, but to my boyfriend. of course, he said no)	edit	13 words added 87 words deleted 1 image added 2 images deleted
Change: the final resting place where your crappy, cornball pick-up lines COME TO DIE! There is no better time than now to LET.THEM.GO! And, hey, those bad boys never really got you anywhere anyways -- did they!? Well, are you ready? Ladies and gentlemen (ormy gentlefolk,boyfriend View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1451)
	Sep 18 2010, 10:37 AM EDT	AimeeImploded		edit	4 words added 23 words deleted
Change: your parents retarded? cause you're special :)Did it hurt? [hehe whenshoes, i fell from heaven]... No, When that dog mauled yourwanna face!****?◄◄ Back to home: Pickup Artists R.I.P. A.F.C.!Ah, you finally made it! This is the place where you give closure to your ol' AFC View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1526)
	Aug 24 2010, 12:19 AM EDT	NinjaMastaMoro		edit	38 words added 1 word deleted
Change: If you were a pirate would you keep you parrot on this shoulder (tap the shoulder nearest to me) or this shoulder...(swing around the back for a one armed hug)General reaction to this line: A kick right in me jolly rodgers. See also: Player vs. Pimp \| Pickup View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1547)
	Jun 22 2010, 3:00 PM EDT	Fireburnin		edit	20 words added
Change: "If I was an astronaut, I'd orbit around Uranus"General reaction to this line:A swift kick between the legs Submitted by: My shameless pickup line: General reaction to this line: See also: Player vs. Pimp \| Pickup Methods Compare & Contrast \| Pickup Artists Profiles View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1508)
	May 23 2010, 11:15 AM EDT	rahimbob		edit	8 words added 1 word deleted
Change: your parents retarded? cause you're special :)Did it hurt? [hehe when i fell from heaven]... No, When that dog mauled your face!◄◄ Back to home: Pickup Artists R.I.P. A.F.C.!Ah, you finally made it! This is the place where you give closure to your ol' AFC days. Yes, this View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1487)
	Mar 17 2010, 1:26 AM EDT	mohicanbob		edit	16 words added
Change: Did it hurt? [hehe when i fell from heaven]... No, When that dog mauled your face!◄◄ Back to home: Pickup Artists R.I.P. A.F.C.!Ah, you finally made it! This is the place where you give closure to your ol' AFC days. Yes, this is the final resting View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1479)
	Sep 30 2009, 10:54 PM EDT	mod-tap		edit	20 words added 2 words deleted
Change: Is your dad a carpenter? (pause for effect) because I’ve got wood.General reaction to this line::Gasp then Kick to the Family Jewels Submitted by: My shameless pickup line: General reaction to this line: Submitted by: My shameless pickup line: General reaction View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1463)
	Jun 4 2009, 2:38 PM EDT	lippy_lloyd	damn thats a nice turd cutter!	edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 1444)
	Dec 2 2008, 6:34 PM EST	thadon2008		edit	30 words added 1 image added
Change: "Hey do you have any irish in you?" [blank stare] "You want some?"General reaction to this line: F*%& off leprechaun Submitted by: NotsoClean My shameless pickup line: "Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants"General reaction View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1444)
	Jul 21 2008, 1:22 PM EDT	sugarboots		edit	14 words added 21 images added 20 images deleted
Change: : General reaction to this line:Submitted by:My shameless pickup line: General reaction to this line: See also: Player vs. Pimp \| Pickup Methods Compare & Contrast \| Pickup Artists Profiles \| Pickup Artist Videos \| Pickup Artist Essentials \| Create a Pickup Artists Alter-Ego View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1416)
	Jul 21 2008, 2:40 AM EDT	thazzle		edit	1 word added
Change: thazzle My shameless pickup line: Do you work at Subway? `cause you give me a footlong.General reaction to this line: Drowning in pepper spray. Submitted by: My shameless pickup line: General reaction to this line: Submitted by: My shameless pickup line: General View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1405)
	Jul 21 2008, 2:39 AM EDT	thazzle		edit	15 words added
Change: Do you work at Subway? `cause you give me a footlong.General reaction to this line: Drowning in pepper spray. Submitted by: My shameless pickup line: General reaction to this line: Submitted by: My shameless pickup line: General reaction to this line: See View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1404)
	Jul 17 2008, 11:30 PM EDT	lwelch268		edit	1 word added 1 word deleted
Change: Lwelch268L-dogg My shameless pickup line:That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was that shirt I'd be comming on you too. General reaction to this line:Idk I'll I remember was seeing stars... Submitted by: My shameless pickup line: General reaction to this line: View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1389)
	Jul 17 2008, 11:29 PM EDT	lwelch268		edit	26 words added 2 words deleted
Change: :That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was that shirt I'd be comming on you too. General reaction to this line::Idk I'll I remember was seeing stars... Submitted by: My shameless pickup line: General reaction to this line: Submitted by: My shameless View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1388)
	Jul 16 2008, 11:56 AM EDT	sugarboots		edit	28 words added 3 images added 1 image deleted
Change: : General reaction to this line:Submitted by:My shameless pickup line: General reaction to this line: See also: Player vs. Pimp \| Pickup Methods Compare & Contrast \| Pickup Artists Profiles \| Pickup Artist Videos \| Pickup Artist Essentials \| Create a Pickup Artists Alter-Ego View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1360)
	Jul 15 2008, 10:01 PM EDT	KingPIN5467		edit	1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 1338)
	Jul 15 2008, 9:57 PM EDT	KingPIN5467		edit	24 words added 3 words deleted
Change: Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.General reaction to this lineline:: Your a prevert followed by pepper spray Submitted by: My shameless pickup line: General reaction to this line: Submitted by: My shameless pickup line View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1338)

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