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windex pick up lineSubmitted by: NotsoClean
My shameless pickup line: "Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants"

General reaction to this line: Pants quickly move in the opposite direction, followed by a no-look, over the shoulder middle finger thrusted into the air.
package pick up lineSubmitted by: SugarbootsMy shameless pickup line:

"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"

General reaction to this line: Punch in the throat
pick up line stomachSubmitted by: DustpaintMy shameless pickup line:
"Do you sleep on your stomach?" [usually followed by a 'Yes', 'Sometimes' or 'No']
..."Can I?"

 General reaction to this line: Simultaneously, her mouth drops while her hand slaps mine.
worst line everSubmitted by: RogerRogerMy shameless pickup line:

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

General reaction to this line: Only body parts to touch is a fist to my face.
bandaid pickup lineSubmitted by: RogerRogerMy shameless pickup line: "Hey, do you have any band-aids?" [usually followed by 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you."

General reaction to this line: Swift kick to the groin.
bomb pick up lineSubmitted by: NotsoCleanMy shameless pickup line:

"Are your parents from Iraq? [followed by 'no']

Because I think you're the bomb!"

General reaction to this line: Woman quickly recruits some sidewalk soldiers to beat me senseless.
time watch pick up line Submitted by: DustpaintMy shameless pickup line:
"Hey, do you have the time?" [she looks down towards her watch] Follow with:
 "Because I've got the place..." or "Do you have the energy?"

General reaction to this line: She sets world-record breaking time for the speed walking the 40-yard dash in the opposite direction I was heading.
model pick up lineSubmitted by: MichaelbeeznerMy shameless pickup line: <while at work at a coffee shop a hot girl walks in> "The modeling convention got moved to tomorrow, didn't you hear?"

General reaction to this line: eye rolling, hot coffee in the face
phone number pick up lineSubmitted by: Czar
My shameless pickup line:
"I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"

General reaction to this line:
They never share their real digits after this disaster of a pick up line.
Worst Pickup Lines Ever - Pickup ArtistsSubmitted by: NotsoCleanMy shameless pickup line:

"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"

General reaction to this line:
A visit from the right foot...to the head.
flintstone pick up lineSubmitted by: Czar
My shameless pickup line:
"I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!"

General reaction to this line:
Not-so-friendly, unexpected visit from older brother and his favorite Louisville slugger.
bone pickup lineSubmitted by: NotsoCleanMy shameless pickup line:

"I love every bone in your body... especially mine!"

General reaction to this line:

I generally suffer a compound fracture after delivering that line.
map pick up lineSubmitted by: Dustpaint
My shameless pickup line:

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

General reaction to this line:
Go home with a black eye, or two.
melons pick up lineSubmitted by: DudeFood
Myshameless pickup line:
"Was your daddy a farmer? [she answers]

 Because I'm lovin' those melons!"

General reaction to this line:
Restraining order.
oxygen pick up lineSubmitted by:
RJay
My shameless pickup line:

"I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away"

General reaction to this line:
The only think taking my breath away is a jab to the stomach after delivering this pick up line.
pirate pick up linesSubmitted by: Dustpaint
My shameless pickup line:

"Is your daddy a pirate?" [she says 'no, why?']

"You could have fooled me with booty like that."

General reaction to this line:
She kicks my ass to the curb.
drink pick up lineSubmitted by:
WomaniZer		My shameless pickup line:

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

 General reaction to this line:

After she pours her drink over your head, a couple of guys at the bar take you on a tour of the back alley.
bus pick up lineSubmitted by:
WomaniZer
My shameless pickup line:

When a hot woman gets on a full bus, say to her: "Why don't you sit on my lap?... we can talk about the first thing that pops up."

General reaction to this line:
Lose your seat and get dropped off at the first stop.
smile sleep with me line
Submitted by: WomaniZer
My shameless pickup line:

"Smile if you want to sleep with me."


General reaction to this line:

Accidental smile turns to purposeful scowl, filed by "fu@k off dirtbag."
finger pick up lineSubmitted by: WomaniZerMy shameless pickup line:

Motion with your finger for the girl to come visit you until she finally visits, then say:
"I knew if I fingered you long enough, you'd cum."

General reaction to this line:
Your finger is broken and you lose your wingman, forever.

pick up line using rose

Submitted by: Alexberg		My shameless pickup line:
(Handing rose to woman....)
"I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are...."

or....
"Your dress looks fantastic, but it would look better rumpled up at the foot of my bed"

Lastly.....(best after dark....)
"Can I buy you breakfast tomorrow morning?"

General reaction to these lines:
"you are an idiot"
heaven pick up lineSubmitted by: CzarMy shameless pickup line:
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
or
Ask to look at her shirt tag, then say "Just checkin' if you were made in Heaven."
General reaction to this line: Horns sprout from her head as she causes me great pain and suffering.
Worst Pickup Lines Ever - Pickup ArtistsSubmitted by: eguyMy shameless pickup line:
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

General reaction to this line:
Unfertilized. F#&% off!
screw pick up lineSubmitted by:
Dustpaint
My shameless pickup line:
Holding your hand out with a screw sitting on your palm: "Wanna screw?"

General reaction to this line:
Screw taken out of my hand and thrown back in my face.
pizza pick up lineSubmitted by: RJay
My shameless pickup line:
"Wanna have sex while we eat pizza?" [disgusted look on her face]

"What's wrong, don't like Pizza?"

General reaction to this line: Only person visiting my pad that night is the pizza delivery boy.
excuse me pick up lineSubmitted by: RJayMy shameless pickup line:
"Excuse me. Have we had sex?"
[followed by disgusted, 'No']

"Wanna?"

General reaction to this line: Another 'No' followed by: 'I'd rather French kiss a barracuda."
clothes on pick up lineSubmitted by: RJayMy shameless pickup line:

"Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on."

General reaction to this line:
Left with five red finger marks imprinted on the side of my face.
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