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RIP AFCR.I.P. A.F.C.!
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windex pick up lineSubmitted by: NotsoClean
My shameless pickup line: "Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants"

General reaction to this line: Pants quickly move in the opposite direction, followed by a no-look, over the shoulder middle finger thrusted into the air.
package pick up lineSubmitted by: SugarbootsMy shameless pickup line:

"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"

General reaction to this line: Punch in the throat
pick up line stomachSubmitted by: DustpaintMy shameless pickup line:
"Do you sleep on your stomach?" [usually followed by a 'Yes', 'Sometimes' or 'No']
..."Can I?"

 General reaction to this line: Simultaneously, her mouth drops while her hand slaps mine.
worst line everSubmitted by: RogerRogerMy shameless pickup line:

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

General reaction to this line: Only body parts to touch is a fist to my face.
bandaid pickup lineSubmitted by: RogerRogerMy shameless pickup line: "Hey, do you have any band-aids?" [usually followed by 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you."

General reaction to this line: Swift kick to the groin.
bomb pick up lineSubmitted by: NotsoCleanMy shameless pickup line:

"Are your parents from Iraq? [followed by 'no']

Because I think you're the bomb!"

General reaction to this line: Woman quickly recruits some sidewalk soldiers to beat me senseless.
time watch pick up line Submitted by: DustpaintMy shameless pickup line:
"Hey, do you have the time?" [she looks down towards her watch] "Because I've got the place..."

General reaction to this line: She sets world-record breaking time for the speed walking the 40-yard dash in the opposite direction I was heading.
Worst Pickup Lines Ever - Pickup ArtistsSubmitted by: MichaelbeeznerMyshameless pickup line: <while at work at a coffee shop a hot girl walks in> "The modeling convention got moved to tomorrow, didn't you hear?"

General reaction to this line: eye rolling, hot coffee in the face
Worst Pickup Lines Ever - Pickup Artists
Submitted by: Alexberg		Myshameless pickup line:
(Handing rose to woman....)
"I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are...."

or....
"Your dress looks fantastic, but it would look better rumpled up at the foot of my bed"

Lastly.....(best after dark....)
"Can I buy you breakfast tomorrow morning?"

General reaction to these lines:
"you are an idiot"
Worst Pickup Lines Ever - Pickup ArtistsSubmitted by: eguyMyshameless pickup line:
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

General reaction to this line:
Unfertilized. F#&% off!
phone number pick up lineSubmitted by: Czar
Myshameless pickup line:
"I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"

General reaction to this line:
They never share their real digits after this disaster of a pick up line.
Worst Pickup Lines Ever - Pickup ArtistsSubmitted by: NotsoCleanMyshameless pickup line:

"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"

General reaction to this line:
A visit from the right foot...to the head.
flintstone pick up lineSubmitted by: Czar
Myshameless pickup line:
"I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!"

General reaction to this line:
Not-so-friendly, unexpected visit from older brother and his favorite Louisville slugger.
heaven pick up lineSubmitted by: Czar
Myshameless pickup line:
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
or
Ask to look at her shirt tag, then say "Just checkin' if you were made in Heaven."
General reaction to this line: Horns sprout from her head as she causes me great pain and suffering.
bone pickup lineSubmitted by: NotsoCleanMyshameless pickup line:

"I love every bone in your body... especially mine!"

General reaction to this line:

I generally suffer a compound fracture after delivering that line.
map pick up lineSubmitted by: Dustpaint
Myshameless pickup line:

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

General reaction to this line:
Go home with a black eye, or two.
User profile imageSubmitted by:Myshameless pickup line:

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